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Posted by ethan29536546092 - January 2nd, 2023


happy (late) new year idiots


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Posted by ethan29536546092 - December 3rd, 2022


this is a map of winmarleyiu_827079_10217995.webp


Posted by ethan29536546092 - October 29th, 2022


hey morons, it's me again. you know what, I can't be bothered let's just cut straight to the chase...


DAY 2:


so first at around 6:56 I woke Oliver up just to tell him the time (I did that for a bit of revenge because last night he hit me with his pillow and when I say this, I'm NOT joking he made my ear bleed!) so, after breakfast (which for me included my SELF BROUGHT bag of PG tips tea which is the BEST tea on earth let me tell you) we got onto our 6 ACTIVITIES but since nothing really happened in any of those let's just cut to the main attraction, the stuff that happened after the activities. so first there was this disco which was what you would expect, it was just a room without any lights on, but they had (Suprise, Suprise) loads of multicoloured disco lights, not far from that rooms entrance there was this random juice dispenser that was monitored by the teachers (and since the cups where around 5 inches long and at least 3 or 4 inches in width I went back around 3 maybe 4 times for refill's and by the fifth one the teacher's where like "stop drinking too much" because since this was a disco they expected us to be frickin' dancing ( they are f*cking morons to think that we will dance to the crappiest , and the most "look at us kids! were just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO trendy aren't we" type of music.) ok so I didn't mention this but earlier we went to the gift shop and I got a supply of candy (NOTE: I am British but I prefer to say candy over sweets for some reason.) ok after the crazy , drug inducing disco we all went back to our room's ( before you read this bit I would say READER DISCREASION IS ADVISED (as long as you are fine with the mentioning and the taking of drugs , censored swears by the way words like ass and pissed will NOT be censored and demonic rituals / incantations. so, if your fine with those topics read ahead, let's go) so first of all Taylor came back to the room he wasn't walking to the room or running, he was crawling to the room like he had been held at gunpoint to snort around 10KG of f*cking pure Columbian cocaine and when he got in, he started to speak random gibberish. LATER... my friend reed got f*cking possessed and I had to read out an incantation from my journal, but it didn't work (maybe because the incantation was for dispelling ghosts and not to end possession) ok and after that stopped, we all just went to bed.


DAY 3:


ok , nothing really happened today all we did was do a couple of activities and then got on a bus back home (it was when i got home when i realised that the brand new don't hug me I'm scared show had come out, so all was well.


THE END.


P.S I know that in the reader desecration advised bit I mentioned that words like ass and pissed would not be censored but I didn't end up using them, that wasn't for just in case I wanted to use them, that is also a thing for all of my work. hopefully you enjoyed my paranoia evoking school trip and without further to do, this is James signing off.


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Posted by ethan29536546092 - October 28th, 2022


hey morons James here and i just thought that i would write this frickin' waste of time to tell you a couple of things, and they include:


1: my favourite webseries "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" finally (I say "finally" like it JUST came out but it came out on the 23rd of September.) got its long awaited TV show (and still there is no sign of the full version of the lost pilot of the show , sadly.)


2: Your Favourite Martain released there brand-new song "brain rave" on the 19th of October 2022.

and...

3: I am on stranger things season 2 now.


on (again) the 23rd of September (and returning on the 25th of the same month) i went on a god damn school trip to a place called "winmarley" and I'm going to explain what happened


DAY 1:


so on the way there I sat next to my friend reed, and I let him play my Minecraft world and he made a nether portal out of knoboliam blocks and he called them knob blocks . and after we got to winmarley (the place) we did a few activities but the final one almost drown me because this one was raft building, after we built our raft (fun fact: my team was the first team to get their raft onto the water!) and after a couple of minutes most of the people fell of off the raft it was only me and reed , we agreed to abandon ship and as everyone else (including reed) got back on land fairly quickley i was holding on to that raft for dear life for around 10 minutes I was scared for dear life just being there I guess and when i got out me and some of the people in my room (just me , oliver and reed) had a bit of an argument about who caused the abandoning of the ship they (and when i say they i mean oliver, and he forced reed to agree. as you will learn in this story , i got the shortest end of the stick in my room/group/team/ whatever the hell you want to call it.) so after that we finally went to our room and some crazy antics happened (oliver moses if you are reading this i have two words for you SHITTY TITTY!!) ok guys, that's all day 2 and 3 are both coming tomorrow. ok bye for now. (P.S the reason that tomorrow your getting day 2 and 3 is because day 3 is just half a day.)


Posted by ethan29536546092 - August 5th, 2022


hey guys this is Ethan here and i just realised that this blog hadn't been updated for months on end. sadly I'm going back to school (damned torture prison) next month , hey but at least its currently summer i would probably lose my sanity if there was no summer imagine around the time when the school year was about to end and the school system was like screw you you're not getting summer break. what hold up I just realised that If you blink while watching a movie that means that you've never seen a full movie in you're life!! ok thats all from me today i have to go now . this is Ethan signing out (for now)


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Posted by ethan29536546092 - March 1st, 2022


so .................................. my laptop broke for a while and now its repaired so yea thats all


Posted by ethan29536546092 - January 3rd, 2022


so i guess this is my first upload thing if somebody is looking at this 20 years from now i just wanna say hi and thats all bye ( i will propably update this tomorrow or someting maybe idk)


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